• east coasters:

    i drove through 17 states on the way to work

  • west coasters:

    i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land

  • Midwesterners:

    I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years

  • floridians:

    please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-

  • kiango:

    missespeon:

    auwa:

    fiztheancient:

    fireskink:

    jacketlizard:

    jetgreguar:

    grandmasterflash:

    tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

    YOU’LL CALL NOW

    oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

    I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

    OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

    I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

    i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

    i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

    I GOT 1.5 SECONDS IN AND MY HEART SANK I FEEL LIKE CRYING