I understand the importance of animal research, but a lot of it is really disturbing and unnecessary…like the experiment where they kept kittens in tubes with vertical lines to test the development of eyesight…or the experiment where dogs were taught learned helplessness through electric shocks…


So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.

Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear

"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"


Bikini Bottom just got real..